Houseboat T-Shirt — "You Big As A Houseboat B*tch" Retro Boating Tee
S / Navy
$25.99
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Catch the breeze and the laughs with this relaxed-fit tee that wears like a weekend on the water. Soft, sturdy cotton and a clean crew neckline let the bright, retro houseboat illustration take center stage — its playful lettering and sunwashed colors feel like summer afternoons, dockside gossip, and slow river miles. Slip it on after a day of anchoring, boat chores, or barbecues on the deck; it layers easily under a flannel or stands solo for warmer nights. The print’s bold, tongue-in-cheek voice matches folks who love salty humor and life lived afloat — a shirt that feels familiar, a little cheeky, and genuinely made to be worn out.
Made to hold its shape and vibrant print through many washes, this shirt balances everyday comfort with a bit of nautical personality. The smooth, no-seam sides and ribbed collar keep the silhouette simple and clean, so the artwork remains the focal point. It’s a casual statement for those who collect sunsets, dockside stories, and a borderline unhealthy devotion to their houseboat.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric — durable yet soft
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean look
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner labels and DTG on main artwork for crisp, detailed colors
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, trusted wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Houseboat T-Shirt — "You Big As A Houseboat B*tch" Retro Boating Tee
$25.99
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Made to hold its shape and vibrant print through many washes, this shirt balances everyday comfort with a bit of nautical personality. The smooth, no-seam sides and ribbed collar keep the silhouette simple and clean, so the artwork remains the focal point. It’s a casual statement for those who collect sunsets, dockside stories, and a borderline unhealthy devotion to their houseboat.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric — durable yet soft
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean look
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner labels and DTG on main artwork for crisp, detailed colors
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, trusted wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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